if you could grow a third arm would you though

& I want to look at you;
lying down on my front lawn
I'll try to take you all in at once
but you just go on and on and on


i wish there was a non-assholeish way to say “our friendship has run its course, you make me uncomfortable with your feelings and a lot of shit you do pisses me off bye”


me waiting for my energy bar to reload in the Kim Kardashian Hollywood app


the shade of the century

Sometimes I think I have felt everything I’m ever gonna feel. And from here on out, I’m not gonna feel anything new. Just lesser versions of what I’ve already felt.




i’m ready for tomorrow 

you guys shoved eurovision up our ass for a straight week but you cant handle one day of usa celebration

somebody’s a little bitter about having their tea thrown in the harbor


tbt to that time america revolted against england and ended up earning our freedom


ain’t nobody fresher than my mother fucking clique

everytime i think the world is becoming a less horrible place i remember texas republicans exist and they will raise their children with their values and honestly that’s just scary


seeing an old person cry is the equivalent of having 1000 daggers stabbed into your heart